In the beginning, there was light. And God said, "Let there be earth, and water, and people, and all that stuff." Okay...So then, a long time later, God said, "Let there be Tigger. And let Tigger be a cat." And so was Tigger.

So then, what happened was, a man found Tigger, and came to know Tigger, and he did feed Tigger. One day the man came upon a computer and God said, "Let there be a name for Tigger's master; a name whatsofor he can use upon the screen."

So the man did see that he needed a screen name for himself, and the man did decide on "Tigsnort". For in addition to "Tigginator" and "Tigmaster General", this was the primary nickname he had given his precious but sometimes foul-tempered cat.

And this did please God. "You have done well with names, my son," he told the man, "but there is one more name left for you to create."

The man was bewildered. For what could it be that did require one more name? "I want you to build a website," God commanded.

Momentarily silenced by thought, the man looked up at God, as if anxious. Shoulders shrugging and palms upturned, the man finally replied, "And...?"

God's mouth opened without hesitation, as if something of great import was forthcoming, but his gaze soon turned downward, his mind--for the moment at least--directionless.

God then did perk up. "This website...it needs a name!!" he proclaimed, with what some might interpret as an overdone display of self-accomplishment.

The man was somewhat less reverent of God than before, given that dopey display. But the man did appease the holy father's confusion. "Yes Lord. That is a mighty responsibility," he replied, not really knowing what to say next.

"So?" God asked firmly and expectant.
"I'm not sure what you're getting at...the ball's in your court, Lord, as it always is," the man did answer.
"The name!!"
"Forgive me your holiness! Yes--the name."
And so the man did think, and think, and think, and finally he thought of his kitty. And of the screen name "Tigsnort". Hence, was created "Snortworld".