| Q: What is Snortworld? |
| A: You're in Snortworld. You TELL ME. |
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| Q: Can I find a list of meth dealers
located near me in your website? |
| A: The name "Snortworld" in no
way refers to drug use of any kind, and the entire staff
here at Snortworld vehemently discourage the notion of
listing meth dealers on a public website. |
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| Q: Are boogers fattening? |
| A: I don't have all the data on that,
but in the meantime I would entertain the concept of
"moderation". |
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| Q: Are farts fattening? |
| A: Are farts...What the...You goddamn
kids! Why don't you go off and find something better to
do than submit crank questions to my website!! I've had
it with all you little baggy pants-wearin' punks, always
waitin' outside the Texaco asking, "Dude, can you
buy me some smokes?" Goddamn it anyway. |
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| Q: Remember that part, in Star Trek II
The Wrath of Khan, when Spock said, "The needs of
the many outweigh the needs of the few" and then
Kirk said, "Or the needs of the one" and then
later, when Spock was dying, cause he had all that
radioactive stuff on him, and him and Kirk like, touched
hands through the glass and stuff? Wasn't that awesome? |
| A: Yeah. |
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| Q: Hi, my name is Mark. I'm a second
year med student and I live in a college dorm. My problem
is, my roomate, he's a really cool guy and everything,
but he like, masturbates all the time. I don't know what
to do, cause sometimes he uses the towels out of the
bathroom, and sometimes I'll need a towel for something
and I'll grab it and it's all stiff and chunky. I know
it's his spunk I'm touching and it's like gross and
everything. What should I do? |
| A: I don't know how to tell you this
Mark, but now that you've actually touched his
"spunk", there's nothing I or anyone else can
do. All I can do is offer you my deepest sympathy. Have
courage my friend. |
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Q: OK, let's talk corndogs!
A: What?
Q: Corndogs. Let's talk about corndogs.
A: What the hell is wrong with you?
Q: Isn't this the corndog chat room?
A: No you idiot, this is the Snortworld FAQ page!
Q: Oh Christ. I'm so sorry.
A: Get the hell out of here, you moron!
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| Q: What would be the most important
piece of advice you could give someone? |
| A: Listen to me and listen carefully: DO
EVERYTHING YOU POSSIBLY CAN TO AVOID DRINKING SOMEONE
ELSE'S URINE. |
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| That's about it for now...but hey folks,
keep askin' those questions! |
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