This page is dedicated to my cat, who may very well be the Jesus Christ of all cats. As cool as your cat may be, it simply must be accepted that my cat is cooler, no matter what. So please enjoy this page; it's here for you, so that you can share in the greatness of my beautiful, terrific, wonderful cat.
I love my happy
Tigger
more than anyone does
for when I go to pet him
it's like he's made of fuzz.
He meows when he is
hungry
or when he needs a friend
to be there and REALLY pet him...
not just to pretend.
It was
a year or two ago,
or maybe it was three
that Tigger's chin had swollen up
he tried to eat a bee.
His
favorite food is lunchmeat
He likes to sleep in sacks
He loves to bully smaller cats
and jump on people's backs.
I love
my happy Tigger
and his happy fuzzy feet,
If the world were fuzzy, just like him,
my life would be complete.
The End
